JAYS RECORDINGS

I put this page together to list my many accomplishments of the past 12 years. I am 30 years old, but look much younger and sure as hell don't act like it. Weather you are viewing this page looking to hire me as a guitarist, bass player, or you are looking to join Operation Asparagus; remember this -- I am 100% professional, have gear, looks, transportation ect…I can learn even complex music by ear, learn very quickly, and have strong songwriting skills. I do not waste time with things that I don't believe will go somewhere. I am also webmaster for many of these sites and have an enormous wealth of talent and creativity I can add to any project.

Lastly, my ego is not nearly as bad as this page might come off - I am very down to Earth and easy to get along with. Check some of this shit out and e-mail me at jay@jqmedia.org or contact me on Myspace.


OPERATION ASPARGUS SONGS:

I USE DRUGS (DEMO) - I play every insturment, did all vocals, produced, recorded, and programmed everything.

WHEN STRIPPERS ATTACK (DEMO) - I play every insturment, did all vocals, produced, recorded, and programmed everything.

HORMONES IN THE BEEF (DEMO) - I play every insturment, did all vocals, produced, recorded, and programmed everything.

PAST MUSICAL PROJECTS:

SONGS FROM THE DICK DELICIOUS

THE $400 SHUFFLE - (2002 WFTPSO RECORDS) - I play guitar, sing, and wrote song.

Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow - (1995 WFTPSO RECORDS) - I play guitar, sing, and wrote song.

LAST MAN IN THE GANGBANG - (2002 WFTPSO RECORDS) - I play guitar, sing, and wrote song.

All Cops are Dicks - (1999 WFTPSO RECORDS) - I play guitar and sing on track.

He's Only 13 and He's Got Herpes - (2002 WFTPSO RECORDS) - I play guitar, sing, and wrote song.

HERE IS HOWARD STERN'S COMMENTS ON DICK DELICIOUS

SONGS FROM THE DESPISED

Probation - (1999 Kangaroo Records, Amsterdamn) - Played guitar and bass on recording plus wrote music and lyrics to the song.

The Streets - (1999 Kangaroo Records, Amsterdamn) - Played guitar and bass on recording.

SONGS FROM THE KREEP

SCREAM MY NAME - (2005 DEMO) - Played guitar and bass on recording plus wrote music to the song.

RIGHT HERE - (2005 DEMO) - Played guitar and bass on recording plus wrote music to the song.

COMEDY:

FROM LIQUORED UP PRANK CALLS

Y2005 COMPLIANT SQUIREL JERKY - (2002 WFTPSO RECORDS) - Me as prank caller.

FROM SLUMPBUSTER

BOOM BOOM - (2005 UNREALEASED) - Vocals. wrote song, recorded, production, and stunt cock.

200,000 Peso Blues - (2005 UNREALEASED) - Vocals. wrote song, recorded, production, and stunt cock.

PUBLISHED WRITING:

My 9/11

The Fabulous Lives Of...

The Oliver Stone Incident

THE DEPARTMENT OF IRONIC PUNISHMENT

The Secret Google Algorithm: Explained

Republicans Cannot Read (Part 2)

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